Today's subject is Al Gore. Yes, we decided to start with an easy one. We will use the scientific method and we won't make any rash decisions based on emotion or biases.Let's go through this step by step. Notice how it's skin looks plastic and waxy without any pores or blemishes. The only flaws in his skin are the wrinkles where it's pseudodermal layer is detaching from his endoskeleton. The hair on the subject looks like it was sewn on in tufts. Look into the beady lifeless eyes and you will see that there is not depth of character, no emotion.
Look at how he stands stiff and off balance. Humans just don't stand like this. This specimens fingers don't seem to be fully jointed. It's mouth lacks the fine tactile muscles needed to make normal expressions. It's really an embarrassing product made by entities that have superhuman intelligence.
What about it's claims of creating the internet. This is an absurd claim. You might ask why a robot would say that they made the internet. Wouldn't this cause us to think that the person making the claims is a non human threat? There might be two reasons to make this claim. One, it seems to be an extremely early
model so it might have had faulty programming. Two, it might be an attempt to divert fear and suspicion away from a world wide web by making comedic comments about it.Again this one is an easy one. Al gore is a Cyborg with 99.7% probability and he is most likely one of the first attempts that sentient machines made to infiltrate our society. They have become much more proficient at instilling themselves in our midst and our future analysis won't always be this easy.
Yes waxy skin, stilted jerky emotions, flat affect swirled in with manic claims (and let's not forget his trip to Europe after he lost an election, and that beard he grew)... think about this: if you were artificial intelligence from another epoch, would you not slip under the radar as a pseudo-world leader? Al Gore does indeed smack of machine!!
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